U.S.S. Metaphor

Edward "Moose" Maravilla

Mister Peanut Buttercup

Matt Prather

Rev. Dick Deadheart

Robert Benda

Ensign Ralph Rackstraw

Ken McPherson

Captain Closeted

John Prigeon

Stephen Closeted

Steve Gallagher

Secretary Josephine Porter

Michael Tate

"Aunt" Shebe