Hack Job

James Balsamo

James Argento / Allen / Butch / Mark

Michael Shershenovich

Mike Fulci / The Russian / Pete

Dave Brockie

Duke / Defendor

Lloyd Kaufman

Rabbi Lloyd / Himself

Debbie Rochon

Astral Angel

Lynn Lowry

Talent Agent

Dan E. Danger

Danny Danger / Mummy / Ronnie